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<description><![CDATA[ß - ñ÷àñòëèâûé õîçÿèí çîëîòèñòîãî ðåòðèâåðà ïî êëè÷êå Àð÷è.<br>Îí î÷åíü ëþáèò çàêðûâàòü çà âñåìè äâåðè, îáëîêà÷èâàÿñü íà íèõ, à ïîòîì ïðèïèðàÿ ñîáîþ, áëîêèðîâàòü èõ.  äåòñòâå ýòî ñìîòðåëîñü ñìåøíî è ìèëî. Âîïðîñ. È êàê ìíå òåïåðü èç òóàëåòà âûéòè!?]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: Êàê îòìåòèë õýëëîóèí?<br>yyy: Òàê ñåáå... <br>yyy: Ìû íàðÿäèëèñü â ïðîãðàììèñòîâ è ïîøëè íà ðàáîòó.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: îáîæàþ ñâîþ ðàáîòó!<br>xxx: ðóêîâîäñòâî ñ öåëüþ òèìáèëäèíãà äàëî äîáðî íà ïðîâåäåíèå õåëëîóèíà â îôèñå.<br>xxx: òàê âîò, íà÷àëüíèê áûë â êîñòþìå âèêèíãà (øëåì ñ ðîãàìè, òîïîð äàæå ïëàñòìàññîâûé ïðèâîëîê).<br>xxx: ïðèõîäèò êî ìíå òàêîé, è êàê çàîðåò: ÍÈÈÈÀÀÀÀÀÐÐÐÐ!!! *ìàøåò òîïîðîì âîêðóã ñâîåé ãîëîâû* íå çàáóäü ñäåëàòü îò÷åò âîâðåìÿ, âî èìÿ Òîðà!, è óõîäèò îñêàëèâ çóáû.<br>yyy: òðóÚ xD]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Gera:<br>Äîáðîå óòðî, Ýäóàðä.<br>Green:<br>Çäðàâñòâóéòå<br>Gera:<br>Ïî ïîâîäó â÷åðàøíåé ïîñòàâêè íà÷èíêè äëÿ ñåðâåðíîãî øêàôà:<br><br> ÷åðíîì-÷åðíîì øêàôó, ñ ÷åðíûì-÷åðíûì ñåðâåðîì, âêëþ÷åííûì â ÷åðíûé-÷åðíûé áëîê ðîçåòîê è ÷åðíûé-÷åðíûé êàáåëüíûé îðãàíàéçåð. Íà ÷åðíûõ-÷åðíûõ ïîëêàõ øóðøàò ÷åðíûå-÷åðíûå êîììóòàòîðû. À íà ÷åðíîé-÷åðíîé êðûøêå óñòàíîâëåí áåëûé-áåëûé ïîòîëî÷íûé âåíòèëÿòîð.<br><br>Ó àäìèíîâ ýñòåòè÷åñêèé äèññîíàíñ. Îíè ðàññòðîåíû, ïðîèçâîäèòåëüíîñòü òðóäà ïàäàåò. Ñëåçû, ãîðå...<br>Çà÷åì âû òàê(]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Lonely Beautiful: ÿ î÷åíü ñëåæó çà ÷èñòîòîé, â õîëîäèëüíèêå âñåãäà åñòü ïðîäóêòû, ãîòîâèòü ëþáëþ è óìåþ âêóñíî, âîò ïîñóäó íå î÷åíü ëþáëþ ìûòü òîëüêî.<br>Ujif: íè÷åãî ñòðàøíîãî!!<br>Ujif: ìîé åå ñ íåíàâèñòüþ.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Íà÷èòàëàñü íàìåäíè çäåñü ðàññêàçîâ íåîíàòîëîãîâ, ðåøèëà äîïîëíèòü ðàññêàçîì ãèíåêîëîãà.<br>Ïðè¸ì, çàõîäèò áåðåìåííàÿ, 28 íåäåëü, âñå äåëà. Ïðîïóùåíî 3 ÿâêè. Íà÷èíàþ îò÷èòûâàòü åå, ìîë, íåëüçÿ òàê, ìàòóøêà, áëà-áëà-áëà. Àíàëèçû ó íåå íå ñäàíû, âûãîâàðèâàþ åé â ïîðûâå ãíåâà: "×òîá çàâòðà, êðîâü èç íîñó, áûëà ñ ìî÷îé!"<br><br>Íà ñëåäóþùèé äåíü ñ óòðà êàðòèíà ìàñëîì:<br>çàãëÿäûâàåò ìîÿ ìàäàì â êàáèíåò, âîðîâàòî îãëÿäûâàåòñÿ è, ïîäïèðàÿ ïóçîì äâåðü, íàòóæíî øåï÷åò:<br>"Äîêòîð, ÿ ìî÷ó-òî ñäàëà, à âîò êðîâü èç íîñà íèêàê íå èä¸ò..."]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: à ÿ èçáèëà íîâûé ïðèíòåð<br>xxx: çà òî, ÷òî îí íå ïå÷àòàåò<br>xxx: îêàçàëîñü, ÷òî ÿ îòïðàâëÿëà çàäàíèå íà ïå÷àòü íà ñòàðûé<br>xxx: íå çíàþ, êàê òåïåðü èçâèíèòüñÿ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: À ìíå ñåãîäíÿ íà óðîêå èíôîðìàòèêè ñäåëàëè çàìå÷àíèå è íàïèñàëè â äíåâíèêå:<br>èçó÷àë ÿçûê ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèÿ Python íà óðîêå èíôîðìàòèêè - 2]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Ñèäåëà ÿ çà êîìïîì â òåìíîòå, çàìåðçëè íîãè. Îòêðûâàþ øêàô, ëåçó â ÿùèê ñ íîñêàìè, äîñòàþ íàóãàä. Íàäåâàþ. Íåìíîãî íåóäîáíûå îêàçàëèñü, íî òåïëûå.<br>Ïîòîì â êîìíàòó çàøëà ìàìà, âêëþ÷èëà ñâåò. "Óäîáíî íîãàì?" - ñïðàøèâàåò. Íå î÷åíü, ãîâîðþ. "Òîãäà ñíèìè âàðåæêè è íàäåíü íîñêè."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:45:21 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ñò@ëü:<br>ÿ êàæåòüñÿ ïîíÿëà, â ÷åì çàêëþ÷àåòñÿ íàñòîÿùàÿ äîìîõîçÿéêà,<br>ýòî êîãäà òåáå ËÅÍÜ èäòè â ëàðåê çà ïå÷åíüêàìè è òû èäåøü íà êóõíþ, ÷òîáû ñàìîé èõ ïîñòðÿïàòü]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:44:35 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<jdiez>: Ïðèøåäøèå ñåãîäíÿ áåçîïàñíèêè îöåíèëè ìîé êîìï, êàê ñàìûé çàùèùåííûé â îôèñå.<br><jdiez>: Èáî ó âñåõ óñòàíîâëåíû ïàðîëè "1111", à ó ìåíÿ âíåçàïíî "2222".<br><jdiez>: Íî è ýòî íå âñå: ÿ - åäèíñòâåííûé â îôèñå, ó êîãî íåò ëåæàùåé íà êëàâèàòóðå áóìàæêè ñ ëîãèíîì è ïàðîëåì!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414161</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ðàçãîâîð óïðàâëÿþùåãî ñ ïîñòàâùèêîì:<br>- Äà, çäðàâñòâóéòå. Ìû æå âàì çàïëàòèëè, ÷òî âû çâîíèòå? À ñêîëüêî ìû çàïëàòèëè? Ïðàâäà? È âû òåïåðü áóäåòå íàçâàíèâàòü ïîêà ìû âñ¸ íå çàïëàòèì? Èíòåðååååñíî...]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414160</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:12:56 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ß êàæäûé äåíü, êîãäà èäó íà ðàáîòó, â îäíîì è òîì æå ìåñòå ñòàëêèâàþñü ñ îäíîé è òîé æå òåòêîé, íåçàâèñèìî îò òîãî, âî ñêîëüêî ÿ èäó.<br>yyy: Ñëóøàé, òû ïîãîâîðè ñ íåé, ìîæåò ó íåå êâåñò íàäî âçÿòü.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414159</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[òòò: ñòðóãàöêèõ ÷èòàë?<br>þþþ: òðóäíî áûòü áîãîì<br>òòò: ýòî çíà÷èò íåò?]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414158</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:11:36 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Óòðî. Ïðîñûïàþñü, âñòàþ, èäó íà êóõíþ.<br>Íà ñòîëå áóìàæêà.<br>ïîäïèñü îò ìàìû - Ñúåøü â ïàêåòå çàïåêàíêó.<br>Ïîäïèñü îò ïàïû íèæå Ãäå õî÷ó, òàì è åì çàïåêàíêó!!!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414157</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Èäó çà ïëåìÿííèêîì â äåòñêèé ñàä. Ïðîõîæó ìèìî äåòñêîé ïëîùàäêè. Ñèäÿò äâà 7-ëåòíèõ ïàöàíåíêà. Äèàëîã:<br>-... âîò òàêàÿ õðåíü ó ìåíÿ äîìà.<br>- Ñåðåãà, ãëÿíü êàê ÿ êëàññíî ðàçâàëèëñÿ!<br>- Ïèñüêà òû Âàñÿ, ÿ òåáå ïðî æèçíü, à òû ìíå ïðî ãàìàê!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414156</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ñóäÿ ïî çâóêàì, ðàçäàþùèìñÿ èç òðóáêè, ðÿäîì ñèäÿùèé êîëëåãà êîíñóëüòèðóåò ïî âîïðîñàì êîðïîðàòèâíîãî ïðàâà ÷àåê, à îíè â îòâåò âåñåëî êðè÷àò ïîä çâóêè ïðèáîÿ...]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414155</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:12:59 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ke:<br> ìóçûêàëüíîé øêîëå âêóñèë ïðåëåñòü îáùåíèÿ ñ îáëàäàòåëÿìè ìóç îáðàçîâàíèÿ. Äðóãîé óðîâåíü âîñïðèÿòèÿ ìóçûêè.<br><br>stiep:<br>×òî çà äðóãîé óðîâåíü? Îïèñàòü ìîæåøü?<br><br>ke:<br>Åñòü åùå ìàññà êðèòåðèåâ, îáû÷íî óïóñêàåìûõ, à, òî÷íåå, âîîáùå íå çíàåìûõ ñðåäíåñòàòèñòè÷åñêèì ñëóøàòåëåì: ôðàçèðîâêà, èñïîëíèòåëüñêàÿ òðàêòîâêà, çâóêîèçâëå÷åíèå è ò.ä., êîòîðûå ïîçâîëÿþò âçãëÿíóòü "ìåæäó ñòðîê".<br>Ýòî òå âåùè, êîòîðûå íå óêàçàíû â íîòàõ. Îíè åñòü, è â òî æå âðåìÿ èõ íåò. Êàêàÿ-òî äóøà ìóçûêè.<br><br>stiep:<br>Êåøà, ýòî òî÷íî ìóçûêàëüíàÿ øêîëà, à íå ñåêòà?]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414154</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:11:46 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[@kapsh: Áåññîíèöà - ýòî îê. Ìîæíî ñïîêîéíî ïîæðàòü ñìåòàíû, ïîêà êîò ñïèò.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 12:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ïðèâåò! Êàê ïîåçäêà?))<br>yyy: Äåíü ïåðâûé. ýêñêóðñèÿ â ïàðêå íà îñòðîâå Ñåóðàñààðè. Êîëîðèòíûé ñåâåðíûé ëåñ, ñòàðèííûå ôèíñêèå äåðåâÿííûå ïîñòðîéêè. Íåáîëüøèå ãðóïïû òóðèñòîâ - íåìöû, àçèàòû, àìåðèêàíöû è äð. êîðìÿò îðåøêàìè áåëîê ïðÿìî èç ðóê. Äâîå òóðèñòîâ, ïðèøåäøèå áåç îðåøêîâ, âûñëåæèâàþò - ãäå îäíà æèðíàÿ çàïàñëèâàÿ áåëêà ïðÿ÷åò ïîä ëèñòüÿìè ôóíäó÷îê, âðó÷åííûé ëþäüìè. Ðàçâîðîâûâàþò åå íû÷êó, à ïîòîì ñ äüÿâîëüñêèì öèíèçìîì ñêàðìëèâàþò ÒÎÉ ÆÅ æå áåëêå Ũ ÆÅ îðåõè! <br>yyy: Óãàäàé, èç êàêîé ñòðàíû òóðèñòû, áëÿ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Íàñòÿ: òû êàê, ñêîðî ïîåäåøü?<br>ÿ: äóìàþ, êîãäà ïåðåñòàíåò èäòè äîæäü )<br>ÿ: èáî ÿ æå óìíûé, ó ìåíÿ 2 çîíòèêà<br>ÿ: îäèí â ìàøèíå<br>ÿ: è âòîðîé â ìàøèíå]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Äèàëîã â áóõãàëòåðèè:<br>- Èðà, òåáå, íàâåðíîå, â æèçíè ÷åãî-òî íå õâàòàåò....<br>-  ñìûñëå?<br>- Òû â ïëàòåæêàõ íàïèñàëà ñëîâî "ùåáåíü" áåç áóêâû "ù". ×åòûðå ðàçà.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414150</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:45:22 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Irene: ó ìåíÿ ìóæ ùàñ âûäàë: ìû ñ òîáîé êàê ñìîëà è îòâåðäèòåëü. ïî îòäåëüíîñòè - íåïîíÿòíàÿ âîíþ÷àÿ ïàêîñòü, à âìåñòå - õîðîøèé êëåé!<br>Irene: è ïîêà ÿ îøàðàøåííî õëîïàëà ãëàçàìè, äîáàâèë: à òû ãîâîðèøü, ÿ íå ðîìàíòèê!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414149</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:44:31 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Íà ðàáîòå ïîøåë ïîêóðèòü íà áàëêîí. Áàëêîí îáùèé, êóðèòü õîäÿò âñå.<br>Íà áàëêîíå ñòîèò è êóðèò íó î÷åíü êðàñèâàÿ äåâóøêà è ðàçãîâàðèâàåò ïî òåëåôîíó. Íó äóìàþ, ñåé÷àñ äîãîâîðèò, ïîçíàêîìëþñü, ñëûøó äèàëîã:<br>- À îí ÷å? ììì...<br>- À îíà ÷å? ììì...<br>- Íó âàùå!!!<br><br>Æåëàíèå ïîçíàêîìèòüñÿ îòïàëî ñðàçó.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414148</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Àðñåí: äà ïîøëè âñå â æîïó ñ âàøèì Äîáðûì óòðîì!<br>Àðñåí: Êîãî âû îáìàíûâàåòå?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ÷åãî-òî ñòðåìíî áûëî ëå÷èòü ñåãîäíÿ çóáû â êëèíèêå, â êîòîðîé èäåò ðåìîíò. È òàê áîð-ìàøèíû ñî âñåõ ñòîðîí ñâåðëÿò, íåðâèðóþò, òàê åùå è íåîæèäàííî çà ñòåíîé ïåðôîðàòîð çàãðîõîòàë.<br>yyy: ìîæåò ýòî ×àêó Íîððèñó çóáíîé êàìåíü óäàëÿëè?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:46:14 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ìåíÿ íåäàâíî êóñàëè ñîáàêè, øòóê 5-6, 4 ðàíû ïåðâîé ñòåïåíè. ß èçó÷èë ïî èíåòó òåìó ïðî ïðèâèâêè è ðåøèë ïðîñòî æèòü äàëüøå.<br>yyy: Âîò-âîò, Äàðâèí ïîòèðàåò ðóêè è çàïèñûâàåò â áëîêíîòèê íîâóþ äâèæóùóþ ñèëó àíòðîïîãåíåçà - "èíòåðíåò"!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ìíå â÷åðà ïðåäëîæèëè ðóêó, ñåðäöå è ëþáîâü äî ãðîáà<br>yyy: îò ãðîáà îòêàçûâàéñÿ ñðàçó]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:12:58 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Åñëè íà âîêçàëå â ñîðòèðå ïîêàæåøü áèëåò - ïðîïóñêàþò áåñïëàòíî.  ïðèíöèïå, íàâåðíîå, ìîæíî îäèí ðàç êóïèòü áèëåò è áåñêîíå÷íî èì ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ.<br>óóó: Ïðåäñòàâèëàñü ñöåíà: ñîðòèðû íà âîêçàëå... è êîíòðîëåðøà õîäèò ïî êàáèíêàì, ðàñïàõèâàåò äâåðè "Áèëåòû! Ïðåäúÿâëÿåì áèëåòû!".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: À ÿ íà êîñìåòîëîãà õîòåëà ó÷èòüñÿ. Íî ìàìà çàïðåòèëà, ñêàçàëà "ðàçáåæàëàñü! Ìû åùå âñÿêèì ïðîñòèòóòêàì ïðûùè íå âûäàâëèâàëè!". Òàê ÿ ïîïàëà â ôîòîàòåëüå.<br>yyy: Ìàìà äîâîëüíà?<br>xxx: Êóäà òàì! Òåïåðü ÿ "âñÿêèì ïðîñòèòóòêàì ïðûùè â ôîòîøîïå çàìàçûâàþ!".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[â êîðïîðàòèâíîé ïî÷òå: <br><br>>> Êòî â òåñòîâîé áàçå ñåãîäíÿ òðîãàë 36þ òàáëèöó?<br>>> È âñþ åå âûòðîãàë?]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414141</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:13:03 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ñ þðèäè÷åñêîãî ñàéòà, òåìà: "Óñòàíîâëåíèå îòöîâñòâà"<br><br>Âîïðîñ:<br><br>Î÷åíü íàäåþñü íà âàøó ïîìîùü. ß ïåðåñïàë ñ æåíùèíîé. Îíà ðîäèëà è çàÿâëÿåò, ÷òî åòî ìîé ðåáåíîê. Ó ìåíÿ ñåìüÿ è 3 äåòåé. À îíà òðåáóåò îò ìåíÿ äàòü ôàìèëèþ ðåáåíêó. Ìàëî ëè ñ êåì ÿ ñïàë? Òåïåðü êàæäàÿ èç íèõ âïðàâå òðåáîâàòü îò ìåíÿ ÷òî-ëèáî? Åñëè ñóä óñòàíîâèò ìîå îòöîâñòâî, òî è áåç ìîåãî ñîãëàñèÿ ìîæåò âçûñêàòü ñ ìåíÿ àëèìåíòû? ß ëþáëþ ñâîþ ñåìüþ. Êàê ÿ ìîãó îãðàäèòü ñåáÿ îò âñåãî åòîãî? ß âåäü íå ïëàíèðîâàë ñ íåé ðåáåíêà. Ïî÷åìó ÿ äîëæåí ðàñïëà÷èâàòüñÿ çà 15 ìèíóò óäîâîëüñòâèÿ òàêèì âîò îáðàçîì? Ïîìîãèòå, ïîñîâåòóéòå!<br><br>Îòâåò:<br><br>Óâàæàåìûé, íå îãîð÷àéòåñü, Âàì ïîâåçëî. Ó íàñ åñòü êëèåíò, êîòîðûé ïîëó÷àë óäîâîëüñòâèå òîëüêî 5 ìèíóò è ñòàë ÂÈ×-èíôèöèðîâàííûì. Ó íåãî öåíà - æèçíü.  Âàøåì ñëó÷àå íóæíî äîãîâàðèâàòüñÿ î ðàçìåðå àëèìåíòîâ è î ôàìèëèè. Åñëè äîãîâîðèòüñÿ íå óäàñòñÿ, òî ñóä îäíîçíà÷íî âçûùåò àëèìåíòû, íî â ôàìèëèè îòêàæåò. Èêðåííå Âàì ñî÷óâñòâóåì, íî õîòèì ñêàçàòü, ÷òî Âû âåäü òîæå áóäåòå èìåòü ïðàâî íà ïîìîùü ýòîãî ðåáåíêà, êîãäà îí ñòàíåò äååñïîñîáíûì, à Âû áóäåòå íóæäàòüñÿ â ïîìîùè. Âû áóäåòå èìåòü ïðàâî òðåáîâàòü ñ íåãî àëèìåíòû, â òîì ÷èñëå ÷åðåç ñóä. Íå ïåðåæèâàéòå, âäðóã ðîäèëñÿ èçâåñòíûé è áîãàòûé ÷åëîâåê, êîòîðûé áóäåò î Âàñ çàáîòèòüñÿ â áóäóùåì. Âî âñ¸ì íàäî íàõîäèòü õîðîøóþ ñòîðîíó.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414140</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:12:19 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<Rîdriguez> Êàìåëüôî: Âîò ñêàæè ìíå, åñëè ÷¸ðíûé êîò ïåðåø¸ë äîðîãó òóäà è îáðàòíî, ÷òî ýòî çíà÷èò? Îí óäâîèë íàêàçàíèå, èëè îòìåíèë ñâî¸ ðåøåíèå?<br><Êàìåëüôî> Rîdriguez: êîò ñêàëÿðíûé èëè âåêòîðíûé?<br><Êàìåëüôî> åñëè ñêàëÿðíûé, òî óäâîèë<br><Êàìåëüôî> åñëè âåêòîðíûé, òî îòìåíèë]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414139</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Òû ðàçíîñòü ïîòåíöèàëîâ<br>xxx: Òû ìåíÿ íàïðÿãàåøü]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:11:51 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[â÷åðà ñ æåíîé â òåàòð åçäèëè è óñëûøàëè â àâòîáóñå ðàçãîâîð äâóõ äàì:<br>- à ìîè ñåãîäíÿ â äåíäðàðèé ïîøëè<br>- îé, à ÿ òåðïåòü íå ìîãó âñåõ ýòèõ ãàäîâ ,ìåðçêèå îíè, øèïÿò, ôó!<br>- äà ÿ òîæå íå ïîíèìàþ, íà ÷òî òàì ñìîòðåòü!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ñïàñèáî, Èðèøêà, ïðèÿòíî ÷óâñòâîâàòü â êðîâè òåñòîñòåðîí âìåñòî ôîðìàëèíà.=)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Íàòàøèê: À ÿ êàêàôôêó ïüþ ^^<br>Íàòàøèê: îé, íå äóìàëà ÷òî òàê ïîëó÷èòñÿ... Êàêàî]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414135</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:13:21 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ó ìåíÿ êîò ãîòîâ ê ôîëëàóòó, ê ýïèäåìèÿì ïòè÷üåãî ãðèïïà è ïðî÷èì Õèðîñèìàì. Îí çàëåç â ïàêåò, è õîäèò â íåì ïî êâàðòèðå.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: â÷åðà îïÿòü ñêàíäàë áûë (((<br>yyy: ïî ïîâîäó?<br>xxx: îí íå ïîíèìàåò, êàê ñèëüíî ÿ åãî ëþáëþ, à ÿ ÷òî ìîë÷àòü äîëæíà?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:45:50 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: â äåòñòâå ÿ çíàëà ÷òî ïîÿâèëàñü èç æèâîòà ó ìàìû, ìàìà èç æèâîòà ó áàáóøêè, à áàáóøêà èç æèâîòà ïðàáàáóøêè. ñîîòâåòñòâåííî ïðà-ïðà-ïðà...áàáóøêà áûëà ïðîñòî êàêîé òî ìåãàìàòðåøêîé â êîòîðîé õðàíèëèñü ìû âñå. ÿ ÷óâñòâîâàëà ÷òî òóò äîëæåí áûòü êàêîé-òî ôîêóñ, ÷òîáû ìû âñå â íåé ïîìåñòèëèñü, íî âîò êàêîé?!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414132</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ïåðâîå, ÷òî ìíå íàäî áóäåò, êîãäà ÿ îò ðîäàêîâ ñúåäó - ýòî èíåò<br>õõõ: ãóãëèòü, êàê õàâ÷èê ãîòîâèòü]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414131</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:12:21 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Ó ìåíÿ ãëîáàëüíàÿ âîéíà ñ ñîñåäîì<br>õõõ: Íåäåëþ íàçàä îí ïðîëèë êðàñêó ó ìåíÿ ïîä äâåðüþ<br>õõõ: ß çàáðàë åãî êîâðèê<br>õõõ: Çà ýòî îí "ñëó÷àéíî" ïîâðåäèë ìîé êàáåëü èíòåðíåòà<br>õõõ: Ñåãîäíÿ ÿ, õèòðî óëûáàÿñü, òàùèë ìèìî íåãî àêêóñòè÷åñêóþ ñèñòåìó 800âò.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414130</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:11:50 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ñ õàáðà:<br><br>"Äàííûé èíòåðôåéñ Windows 8 ïîääåðæèâàåò îòîáðàæåíèå äî 640 (!) ïðîöåññîðíûõ ÿäåð, òî åñòü ìàêñèìàëüíîå êîëè÷åñòâî, ñêîëüêî ïîääåðæèâàåò ñàìà îïåðàöèîííàÿ ñèñòåìà."<br><br>fenrirgray: 640 ïðîöåññîðíûõ ÿäåð äîëæíî áûòü äîñòàòî÷íî äëÿ êàæäîãî! ))]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 10:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: êóïèë ñåáå ñâèòåð, øòàíû è øàðô. äîâîëåí<br>xxx: íî 8ê ïîòðàòèë.<br>yyy: íåïëîõî<br>yyy: íåïëîõî<br>xxx: ÿ ìèíóòó ðàçíèöó ìåæäó òâîèìè ìåññàãàìè èñêàë, íå äåëàé òàê áîëüøå]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 09:45:37 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Ïîðà ìåíÿòü ñâîþ æèçíü!<br>õõõ: Ó ìåíÿ åñòü âñåãî îäèí ïëåéëèñò, êîòîðûé ÿ âêëþ÷àþ òîëüêî óòðîì, óæå â òå÷åíèå 2õ ëåò. Òàì 10 ïåñåí. Îí çàêàí÷èâàåòñÿ êàê-ðàç òîãäà, êîãäà ÿ äîïèâàþ êîôå.<br>õõõ: À ÿ ñ óòðà äåëàþ âñå íà àâòîìàòå, âïëîòü äî ñïðàâëåíèÿ íóæäû. Ïðè÷åì ïîñëåäîâàòåëüíîñòü äåéñòâèé íå ìåíÿþ. È òàê ïîëó÷àåòñÿ âñåãäà, ÷òî ÿ õîæó â òóàëåò ïîä îäíó è òó æå ïåñíþ.<br>õõõ: Ñåãîäíÿ â òàêñè, êîãäà óæå ê äîìó ïîäúåçæàëè, ýòà ïåñíÿ íà÷àëàñü...  îáùåì, åëå äîíåñ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 09:44:57 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[mortimer: â êîå-òî âåêè ïîçâîíèëà ìàìà ðàíî óòðîì<br>mortimer: êàê òîëüêî âçÿë òðóáêó, æåíà ñêâîçü ñîí ñïðîñèëà "÷òî çà áëÿäü çâîíèò â òàêóþ ðàíü?"<br>mortimer: òåïåðü ðåøàåì ÷åãî ìàìå âêóñíåíüêîãî êóïèòü.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414126</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 09:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: à äî ýòîãî, ïðèíîøó øåôó è åãî ñîáåñåäíèêó íàïèòêè, îíè ìíå "íó êà, èäè êà ñþäà" è íà êàðòó ïîêàçûâàþò, ñïðàøèâàþò, ãäå ëó÷øå ïëÿæ ðàçìåñòèòü, à ÿ êàðòó âïåðâûå âèæó è ñîîðåíòèðîâàòñÿ íå ìîãó, è âïàëèâàþ: " ó âîäîåìà, íàâåðíîå" <br>xxx: õîðîøî, îíè ïîñìåÿëèñü è îòñòàëè]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414125</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 09:12:40 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<IndY> åñëè òû ìîëîä è ãëóï - ïîäðàñòè è ïîóìíåé]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 09:11:34 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ...Äà ÿ âîîáùå-òî çàìóæåì...<br>óóó: À ó ìåíÿ äåâóøêà åñòü.<br>óóó: Äàâàé õîòÿ áû ïîóæèíàåì âìåñòå îíëàéí?<br>õõõ: Êàê ýòî? )<br>óóó: ß ìåäëåííî áåðó êîòëåòó è íåæíî îòêóñûâàþ îò íåå êóñî÷åê...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 09:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Íîâîñòè "Â Ìîñêâå ïüÿíûé è ãîëûé âîäèòåëü ðàçáèë 17 ìàøèí"<br>xxx: Àíîíñ GTA V óäàëñÿ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 08:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: áîëüøå âñåãî â ïèðàòñêèõ ïðîãðàììàõ è èãðàõ ìíå íðàâèòñÿ ëèöåíçèîííîå ñîãëàøåíèå.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 08:12:55 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ïðèâåò, êîðî÷å ÿ ñíÿë ñåáå îòäåëüíóþ êâàðòèðó<br>yyy: î_Î à ÷î òàê? òåáå ñ íàìè íå âåñåëî? :)<br>xxx: Äîì ýòî ìåñòî, ãäå òû ìîæåøü õîäèòü â òîì âèäå, êîòîðûé òåáå íðàâèòñÿ è òàê, êàê òåáå óäîáíî. Õîòü ãîëûøîì.<br>È âîò â ýòîì âèäå òû ìîæåøü íî÷üþ âûéòè íà êóõíþ, îòêðûòü õîëîäèëüíèê è äîñòàòü îòòóäà çíàåøü ÷òî (íàïðèìåð, òî, ÷òî òû òóäà ïîëîæèë) è ýòî ñúåñòü.<br>xxx: À íå îðàòü â òðè ÷àñà íî÷è «ß ïðÿíèêè ïîêóïàë ïîçàâ÷åðà, ãäå îíè???!!!!»]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414120</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 08:11:54 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ostas: ß ïîòðàòèëà íà òåáÿ ëó÷øèå íåðâû ñâîåãî îðãàíèçìà!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 08:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ìû â÷åðà ñ ìîèì ïîâçäîðèëè... <br>xxx: Íó ÿ íåìíîãî çàãóëÿëà íî÷üþ ñ îäíèì êðàñàâ÷èêîì â áàðå è â ñàìûé èíòåðåñíûé ìîìåíò îí ïðèøåë òóäà :) â èòîãå îí óøåë äîìîé à ÿ îñòàëàñü â áàðå! Þóõóóó! <br>xxx: À óòðîì îí ìíå íàïèñàë ÷òî ÿ "Äåâóøêà -rwxrwxrwx" è òðóáêó áîëüøå íå áåðåò. ×òî áû ýòî ìîãëî çíà÷èòü?]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414118</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 09:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Èç îáñóæäåíèÿ ÃÌÎ:<br>Ëþäè íåñêîëüêî òûñÿ÷ ëåò åäÿò ãîâÿäèíó, íî ðîãà è êîïûòà ïî÷åìó-òî åù¸ íè ó êîãî íå âûðîñëè. Áðîñüòå âû ýòè âàøè äîëãîñðî÷íûå îïàñåíèÿ.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 08:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Íà Õàáðå, îáñóæäåíèå 3D ïå÷àòè:<br>Akson87: Èíòåðåñíî. Ïðîãðåññ ÿâíî êóäà-òî äâèæåòñÿ, íî äâèãàòüñÿ åìó åùå äàëåêîâàòî. Èíòåðåñíî ñêîëüêî îñòàëîñü æäàòü òîãî ìîìåíòà, êîãäà âñÿêóþ ìåëî÷åâêó ëþáàÿ äîìîõîçÿéêà áóäåò ïå÷àòàòü äîìà.<br>de_arnst: 30 òûñ. ðóá. è âû ìîæåòå ïå÷àòàòü ïëàñòèêîâûå âåùè äîìà, ïðàâäà ðàçìåðû íå áóäóò ïðåâûøàòü 25 ñì ïî òðåì ñòîðîíàì<br>1ney: Äâàäöàòü ïÿòü ñàíòèìåòðîâ õâàòèò ëþáîé æåíùèíå, ñûíîê.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414116</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 08:12:40 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Like: À ÿ âñåãäà ïîìíþ ïðî äàòó êîãäà ìû ñ íåé ïîçíàêîìèëèñü. Ìíå â òîò äåíü äîìåí îïÿòü íà ãîä îïëà÷èâàòü...]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414115</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 08:11:43 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ÷óäåñà èíæåíåðíîãî äîëáîåáèçìà.<br>õõõ: ïîñòàâèëè â îáùàãå ïîæàðíóþ ñèãíàëèçàöèþ (ðåàãèðóþùóþ íà æàð) íà ïîòîëêå âîçëå ëàìïî÷êè!<br>õõõ: òåïåðü, êîãäà íà êóõíå ñâåò ãîðèò äîëüøå 10 ìèíóò, îíà íàãðåâàåòñÿ è ñðàáàòûâàåò.<br>õõõ: èäèîòû]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414114</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 08:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[÷÷÷÷: Ó îòöà Ìýðè åñòü ïÿòü äî÷åðåé: 1. ×à÷à 2. ×å÷å 3. ×è÷è 4 ×î÷î. Êàê çîâóò ïÿòóþ äî÷ü?<br>íííí: ×î ýòî<br>÷÷÷÷: îòâå÷àé<br>íííí: Ïî÷åìó îòåö ñ æåíñêèì èìåíåì?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 09:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Youtube, ðîëèê ñ ðîê-ôåñòèâàëüÿ â Ïîäîëüñêå â 1987 ãîäó. Êîììåíòàðèé ïîä ðîëèêîì: "׸òî&#65279; íèêòî íà òåëåôîíû íå ñíèìàåò!"]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414112</title>
<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:46:19 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Terry: à ìåíÿ ìóæ ëþáèò çà òî, ÷òî ÿ îâîùíîå ðàãó äåëàþ ìÿñíîå]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:45:09 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[* Helg ìåíÿåò ñâîé íèê íà Èâàí-Öàðåâè÷<br><çàìîðî÷êà> öàðåâíà ïîÿâèëàñü? )<br><Èâàí-Öàðåâè÷> Íå òî ÷òîáû. Äî ìåíÿ â÷åðà äîøåë ñìûñë ñêàçîê ïðî ïðèíöåññ è äðàêîíîâ.<br><Èâàí-Öàðåâè÷> Ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ ëåç ê Àíüêå â îêíî ïî âîäîñòî÷íîé òðóáå, ïûòàÿñü èçáåæàòü âñòðå÷è ñ åå ïàïîé. À óáåãàë îò íåãî, ïðûãíóâ èç òîãî æå îêíà.<br><çàìîðî÷êà> ïàïà ïëåâàëñÿ îãíåì? )))<br><Èâàí-Öàðåâè÷> Ïàïû ïëþþòñÿ ìàòîì. Ðîëü êîãòåé èãðàþò ëåäîðóáû.<br><Èâàí-Öàðåâè÷> À ñìûñë ñêàçêè ïðî Êîùåÿ äîøåë äî ìåíÿ åùå ãîäà òðè íàçàä, êîãäà ÿ íåñêîëêî ìåñÿöåâ îáõàæèâàë îäíó äèâó, à â èòîãå åå óâåç â åâðîïó ñîðîêàëåòíèé ìàæîð.<br><Èâàí-Öàðåâè÷> Äà è êîãî ÿ îáìàíûâàþ...<br>* Èâàí-Öàðåâè÷ ìåíÿåò ñâîé íèê íà Èâàí-Äóðàê]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ñòîþ â î÷åðåäè íà êàññå â ñóïåðìàðêåòå, ïåðåäî ìíîé ïàðåíü ñ äåâóøêîé. Ïîêà î÷åðåäü ïîäõîäèëà, îíè óñïåëè ðàçðóãàòüñÿ âäðûçã! Íàêîíåö äåâóøêà õâàòàåò ñâîè ïðîäóêòû è äåìîíñòðàòèâíî ïåðåõîäèò â äðóãóþ î÷åðåäü, ïàðåíü îñòàåòñÿ ñòîÿòü íàçëî. È ÷òîáû íå ñòîÿòü ïðîñòî òàê, õâàòàåò ïåðâûé ïîïàâøèéñÿ ñíèêåðñ. Íàêîíåö êàññèðøà ïðîáèâàåò åãî îäèíîêóþ øîêîëàäêó è íà àâòîìàòå: "Ïàêåòèê íóæåí?". Íåìàÿ ñöåíà. Ïàðåíü: "Áëÿòü, äàéòå òðè, à òî áîþñü ïîðâåòñÿ!"]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 08:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[g_DiGGeR: à êàê ñ çàðïëàòàìè â Òþìåíè?<br>Vakulenko: Òàêæå êàê è âåçäå.<br>g_DiGGeR: õì, âåçäå ïî-ðàçíîìó.<br>Vakulenko: Íó âîò è â Òþìåíè òàê æå.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414108</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:44:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[dimroller: Ìíå ïðèñíèëñÿ òèãð, êîòîðûé íàïàë íà ìåíÿ. Ïðèøåë íà ðàáîòó, íàøåë ñîííèê â èíòåðíåòå, ÷èòàþ - íàïàäåíèå òèãðà - âûãîâîð îò ðóêîâîäñòâà.  ýòî âðåìÿ ìèìî ïðîõîäèë äèðåêòîð, óâèäåë, ÷òî ÿ ñèæó â ñîííèêå è ÿ ïîëó÷èë âûãîâîð. Áëÿ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:13:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx:  êâàðòèðó çàëåòåëà ëåòó÷àÿ ìûøü, îêîëî ÷àñà êðóæèëà, êàê íåíîðìàëüíàÿ, à ïîòîì ñïðÿòàëàñü çà èêîíó. Ê ÷åìó áû ýòî?<br>yyy: Ñðîê ëèöåíçèîííîãî ñîãëàøåíèÿ íà âàøó èêîíó çàêîí÷èëñÿ. Âàø äîì áîëüøå íå íàõîäèòñÿ ïîä çàùèòîé! Ñðî÷íî îáðàòèòåñü â áëèæàéøèé îôèñ ÇÀÎ ÐÏÖ.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414106</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:45:34 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ïîâåðü, ýòî ïðîêàòûâàåò. ðàç 5 ïðîáîâàë è îáà ðàçà óäà÷à]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Çàøåë â÷åðà â ìàãàç çà ñèãàðåòàìè. Òàì î÷åðåäü. Ïåðåäî ìíîé æåíùèíà. Ïîäõîäèò å¸ î÷åðåäü. Îáûêíîâåííàÿ æåíùèíà. "Äàéòå ìíå ïîæàëóéñòà äâå ïà÷êè ëàïøè áûñòðîãî ïðèãîòîâëåíèÿ çà 7 ðóáëåé. (Íåìíîãî ïîäóìàâ)è áàíêó èêðû âîí òó çà 4500"<br>ß îõðåíåë.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:12:48 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Ñåé÷àñ áûâøàÿ îäíîêëàññíèöà ïèøåò, ìîë, åñòü ñðî÷íûé âîïðîñ, ÿ ïîçâîíþ? ß îòâå÷àþ: íó çâîíè, êîíå÷íî. Îíà ñïðàøèâàåò íîìåð. ß åãî ãîâîðþ. Âûøëà îíà èç àñè, è êèäàåò ñìñêó, òèïà ó àáîíåíòà íåò äåíåã, ïåðåçâîíèòå åìó.<br>õõõ: Ïðîøëî óæå 10 ìèíóò... ó íåå è âïðàâäó áûë ñðî÷íûé âîïðîñ?]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414103</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:11:36 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Îáñóæäåíèå íà ôèòíåñ-ôîðóìå:<br>xxx: ýòî âñå ôèãíÿ, ÿ âîò çà íåäåëþ 10 êã ñáðîñèëà :)<br>yyy: âàó! à ÷òî òû ñäåëàëà?!!<br>xxx: ðîäèëà...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ñîñåäè ñîáèðàþò ïîäïèñè "Ïðîòèâ ìóðàâüåâ". <br>xxx: íå ñëèøêîì ëè ñàìîíàäåÿííî ïûòàòüñÿ ïîäïèñÿìè óíè÷òîæèòü òåõ, êòî ïåðåæèë äèíîçàâðîâ?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:45:55 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Êðèñ: Ñëó÷àé áûë ñ ïîêóïàòåëåì. Âçÿë êîòåíêà 6 ìåñÿöåâ, âåñåëàÿ, ïîäâèæíàÿ äåâ÷óøêà òàêàÿ. Çâîíîê íåäåëè ÷åðåç äâå: îé, ÷òî-òî íå áåãàåò, âñå âðåìÿ ñèäèò íà îäíîì ìåñòå.<br>Äóìàþ ÷òî æå ñ ðåáåíêîì?<br>Îäåâàþñü è åäó ê íåìó, çàõîæó. Êîøêà íå òîëüêî íå äâèãàåòñÿ, íî ïðàêòè÷åñêè íå äûøèò è åñëè è ìîðãàåò, òî ãëàçàìè ïî î÷åðåäè. Ñèäèò íàïðîòèâ êëåòêè ñ êðûñàìè. Ó íåå òàì ñàìûé èíòåðåñíûé ñåðèàë â ìèðå, à õîçÿèí äàâàé ïîáåãàåì, äàâàé ïîáåãàåì...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ó íàñ êàê-òî íà ïîñëåäíåì óðîêå ñêàçàëè : "Òàê ðåáÿòóøêè, âû ñåé÷àñ íè÷åãî ó÷èòü íå áóäåòå, à ñÿäåòå íà çàäíèöû è íàðèñóåòå íåñóùåñòâóþùåå æèâîòíîå!"<br>Äëÿ òåõ, êòî íå îñîáî â êóðñå,ýòî îäèí èç ïîïóëÿðíûõ "äåòñêèõ ïñèõîëîãè÷åñêèõ òåñòîâ", êàê è óïîìèíàåìûå ïî ïåðâîé ññûëêå "ïîðòðåò ñåìüè" è "ëåñòíèöà".<br><br>Íî,"òóò íàäî îòìåòèòü ïîäðîáíîñòü îäíó",à èìåííî òî, ÷òî ÿ ó÷èëàñü â õèìèêî-áèîëîãè÷åñêîì êëàññå è óðîê, ñ êîòîðîãî íàñ ñíÿëè, áûëà áèîëîãèÿ. Ïîýòîìó ê òåñòó ÿ ïîäîøëà êàê ê çàäàíèþ ïî áèîëîãèè, ò.å "ñìîäåëèðîâàòü æèâîòíîå, ÷òîá îíî êîìôîðòíî âïèñàëîñü â íåêèé áèîöåíîç è îáëàäàëî áû êàêèìè-òî ïîëåçíî-ïðèñïîñîáèòåëüíûìè âûòðåáåíüêàìè, ÷òîá îáåñïå÷èòü ñåáå äîñòîéíîå ñóùåñòâîâàíèå è ïîáåäó â êîíêóðåíòíîé áîðüáå ñ äðóãèìè âèäàìè".<br>Ïîýòîìó ÿ âñ¸ ïðåäîñòàâëåííîå âðåìÿ, ÷åñòíî ïûõòåëà , ðèñóÿ ýòè ñàìûå "ïîëåçíî-ïðèñïîñîáèòåëüíûå âûòðåáåíüêè". Ïðèïîìèíàþ, ÷òî çâåðÿ ÿ ïûòàëàñü ïðèñïîñîáèòü ê áîëîòàì ëåñî-òóíäðîâîé ïîëîñû, è åñòåñòâåííî îí áûë ó ìåíÿ õèùíûì! Ïîòîìó ÷òî êîíêóðåíöèÿ æå! Âñ¸ æå ïðåäåëüíî ÿñíî :)<br>Ðàññòðîèëàñü ÿ ïðàêòè÷åñêè äî ñë¸ç,êîãäà ìîèõ ñòàðàíèé íèêòî íå îöåíèë, à ÷òî-òî òàì ñêàçàëè ïðî "ïîâûøåííîå îæèäàíèå ïîëîæèòåëüíîé îöåíêè" è "àãðåññèâíóþ ñåêñóàëüíîñòü".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 10:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: íå ðàçãîâàðèâàéòå ñ ðåá¸íêîì, êàê ñ ðåá¸íêîì, åñëè íå õîòèòå, ÷òîáû ÷åðåç 40 ëåò îí ðàçãîâàðèâàë ñ âàìè, êàê ñ ìàðàçìàòèêîì.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:46:04 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ß ìåäëåííî ðàññò¸ãèâàþ ïóãîâèöû íà òâîåé êîôòå<br>óóó: à ÿ çàñòåãèâàþ]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414097</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Âîò êàê ìîæíî áûëî íà âîñêëèöàíèå ïðåïîäà ïî ìàòàíó "Ýòî ïëîõàÿ äðîáü!" îòâåòèòü "Äà âàùå õóåâàÿ!"?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:12:49 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ñåãîäíÿ ÿ óçíàë, ÷òî ÷óâñòâóþò ëþäè, êîòîðûõ ñïðîñèëè, îòêóäà áåðóòñÿ äåòè. <br>xxx: Ìàìà çàäàëà ìíå âîïðîñ - êòî òàêèå òðîëëè?]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414095</title>
<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Vladislav: çíàåøü êàê ÿ ñî ñâîåé ïåðâîé äåâóøêîé ïîçíàêîìèëñÿ?<br>paka0103: õç <br>Vladislav: ýòî áûëî îïàñíî<br>paka0103: ñáèë íà ìàøèíå? )<br>Vladislav: íååå, ÿ òîãäà íå óìåë âîäèòü )<br>paka0103: íó ÿ è ãîâîðþ, ñáèë...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:45:35 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[vladimir.ilich: Ñåãîäíÿ âèäåë, êàê áàáóëüêà â ïàñïîðòíîì ñòîëå ïûòàëàñü îòëîìàòü àíòåííó wifi-ðîóòåðà, äóìàëà ðó÷êà, áëàíêè çàïîëíÿòü)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:45:05 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Õàììèàê: Ðîäèòåëè ïîäàðèëè îáó÷åíèå â "Øêîëå êðàñîòû". Ìîë, èùè óæå ìàëü÷èêà, ãîòîâüñÿ ê çàìóæåñòâó.<br>Õàììèàê: Ñìîòðþ íà èõ ñàéòå, êàê ïðîåõàòü. À òàì: "ñôîòîãðàôèðóéòå ýòó êàðòèíêó ñ ñâîåãî ìîíèòîðà ñâîèì æå ôîòîàïïàðàòîì"!<br>Õàììèàê: Íå "ðàñïå÷àòàéòå", íå "ñîõðàíèòå íà òåëåôîí" - ñôîòîãðàôèðóéòå ìîíèòîð ôîòîàïïàðàòîì!<br>Äüþä: íå õîäè òóäà, âäðóã ýòî çàðàçíî )]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[.:Mike:.: åõàë ïî ãîðîäó, âïåðåäè ãàçåëü, íà ãðÿçíóùåé êîðìå íàïèñàíî: "ïîìîé ìåíÿ"... è ÷óòü íèæå "È ÌÎÉ ÏÀËÅÖ!!!!!!"]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:12:57 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ðàáîòàþ â òåõïîääåðæêå. Çâîíèò ìóæèê (Ì), ñ âîïðîñîì:<br>Ì: ó ìåíÿ êóäà-òî ïðîïàë èíòåðíåò.<br>ß: ïîÿñíèòå, ïîæàëóéñòà.<br>Ì: ýýý... ó ìåíÿ íà ýêðàíå áûëà áóêâà Å, òåïåðü åå íåò.<br>ß: îòêðîéòå Ïóñê - Âñå ïðîãðàììû - IE<br>Ì (÷åðåç 30 ñåêóíä): îîî, îòêðûëîñü!<br>Íà çàäíåì ôîíå ñ÷àñòëèâåéøèé ãîëîñ ðåáåíêà ëåò 5-6:<br>Ð: ÓÐÀ, ïàïêà, òû ýòî ñäåëàë!!!<br>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:12:21 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[akurochkin: Ïîòîìó, ÷òî íàøè Âåëèêèå Ïðåäêè æèëè, òðóäèëèñü, ñòðàäàëè è ïîãèáàëè... äðóæèëè è âîåâàëè... ñêâîçü ñëåçû è êðîâü... äíåì è íî÷üþ... îòêðûòî è òàéíî... íà ïîëå áîÿ, â çàòâîðå, â íàó÷íûõ ëàáîðàòîðèÿõ... èñïîêîí âåêîâ íåïðåêðàùàÿ, âåëè áèòâó ñî çâåðåì.<br><br>nopy4uk: Êóðî÷êèí, ìíå ïðèõîäèëîñü âèäåòü ìíîãî âñÿêèõ îáüÿñíåíèé â æèçíè, íî âîò ýòè âîò "âåêàìè æèâóùèå, ñòðàäàþùèå è ïîãèáàþùèå â íàó÷íûõ ëàáîðàòîðèÿõ ïðåäêè" çàòìèëè èõ âñåõ. Ãåíèàëüíî. Íå áûëî ëè ó âàñ â ðîäó áåëûõ ìûøåé?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ÕåÐóÂèì: òû ñ÷èòàåøü ìåíÿ íåêîìïåòåíòíûì ñóäüåé? è íå êîðåæü ìîé íèê, ïîæàëóéñòà<br>yyy: Íå óâåðåí, ÷òî òû àíãåë, ïîòîìó ñ÷èòàþ íåóìåñòíûì îáðàùàòüñÿ ïî òàêîìó íèêó.<br>ÕåÐóÂèì: Ìîãó, åæåëè òåáå óãîäíî, ïðåäñòàâèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè, êîòîðûå òû êñòàòè ïðåêðàñíî çíàåøü. Äîáðûé äåíü, Êîëÿ, ìåíÿ çîâóò Ðîìà<br>zzz: "Èìÿ ïðîèñõîäèò îò ëàòèíñêîãî ñëîâà `ðîìàíóñ`, îçíà÷àþùåãî `ðèìñêèé, ðèìëÿíèí`." ß íå óâåðåí, ÷òî òû ðèìëÿíèí, ïîýòîìó áóäó çâàòü òåáÿ Ãåííàäèé.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:13:27 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: êàê äåëà?<br>ííí: íè÷åãî, òðóæóñü êàê ï÷¸ëêà. êàê ó òåáÿ?<br>õõõ: òîæå, êàê òðóòåíü]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:12:16 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Íîâîñòü: Apple çàïàòåíòîâàëà æåñòîâóþ ðàçáëîêèðîâêó ñìàðòôîíîâ<br>Êîììåíòàðèé: ýïë âñå áëèæå ê ïàòåíòîâàíèþ ïðèêëàäûâàíèÿ òåëåôîíà ê óõó]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[XXX:<br>çàðåãèñòðèðîâàë äî÷êó ñåãîäíÿ<br>âñå, òåïåðü ó ìåíÿ ëèöåíçèîííàÿ äî÷ü]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:46:13 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ðàáîòàþ ïðåïîäàâàòåëåì â ìåäèöèíñêîì óíèâåðñèòåòå, îôòàëüìîëîãèÿ. Äàë ñòóäåíòàì çàäàíèå - ê êîíöó öèêëà íàïèñàòü àìáóëàòîðíóþ êàðòó ïî äðóãîìó ñòóäåíòó. Âûäåðæêà èç îäíîé èç íèõ:<br>"Ðàäóæêà ñåðî-çåëåíîãî öâåòà, ðèñóíîê å¸ ÷åòêèé. Çðà÷îê ðàñïîëîæåí â öåíòðå, îêðóãëîé ôîðìû, äåä åãîð ñåë íà ñòóë, ñõàâàë äûíþ è óñíóë, äèàìåòð 2 ìì. Ïèãìåíòíàÿ çðà÷êîâàÿ êàéìà ñîõðàíåíà. Çðà÷êîâûå ðåàêöèè (ïðÿìàÿ, ñîäðóæåñòâåííàÿ, íà àêêîìîäàöèþ è êîíâåðãåíöèþ) æèâûå."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:45:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Åæèêè ïðèêîëüíî åäÿò ìåðòâûõ ìûøåé. Âñïàðûâàþò èì áðþõî, âûòÿãèâàþò êèøêè â äëèííó, à ïîòîì ýòè êèøêè åäÿò êàê ïàêìýí ñïàãåòòè. Íÿìî÷êè.<br>yyy: âàì íå óáèòü íàøó ëþáîâü ê íÿìêàì!  ìèðå íÿìîê éîæûêè åäÿò ÿáëî÷êè è ãðèáî÷êè!<br>zzz: Îäíàæäû òàêîé õèùíèê ïðîêóñèë ìíå ïàëåö è ìèíóò ïÿòü âèñåë, âöåïèâøèñü çóáàìè, ïîêà ÿ èñêàë ÷åì áû ðàçæàòü åìó ÷åëþñòè. Ñàì íå îòïóñêàë, íà ìàëåéøèå äâèæåíèÿ ðåàãèðîâàë óñèëåíèåì õâàòêè. Ñ òåõ ïîð ÿ ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî äåðæàòü åæèêà äîìà íåóäîáíî.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ðàíüøå óáèâàëà âðåìÿ çà ïðîñìîòðîì ëþáèìûõ ñåðèàëîâ, ïîòîì ïîíÿëà, ÷òî ðåàëüíàÿ æèçíü èíòåðåñíåé, ÷åì êèíî, è ïåðåêëþ÷èëàñü íà ôîðóìû è ñîöèàëüíûå ñåòè.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 10:46:05 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ß êîãäà íà ëîãî â äåòñòâå êîäèë, ïèñàë öèêë äëÿ ïîñòðîåíèÿ îêðóæíîñòè. Òèïà ïîâòîðè 360 ( øàã âïåðåä 1 ïîâåðíèñü âïðàâî íà 1 ãðàäóñ ) Âñå íå ìîã ïîíÿòü, êàêîãî õðåíà îí ìíå ÿéöî ðèñóåò<br>xxx: Äî ìåíÿ òîëüêî 15 ëåò ñïóñòÿ äîøëî, ÷òî ãîðèçîíòàëüíàÿ ðàçâåðòêà îòëè÷àåòñÿ îò âåðòèêàëüíîé<br>yyy: è ïèêñåëü íå êâàäðàòíûé)<br>xxx: Äà, âîò èç çà òàêèõ âîò íåäîñêàçàíèé ìîé äåòñêèé ðàçóì íå ìîã ïîíÿòü, ïî÷åìó ÿéöî âìåñòî êðóãà<br>xxx: Ìíå ýòîò âàø ïðÿìîóãîëüíûé ïèêñåëü âñå äåòñòâî èñïîðòèë :)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 10:44:58 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ðàñïèñàíèå çàíÿòèé â øêîëå â íåäàë¸êîì áóäóùåì:<br>1 óðîê - Ðîññèÿ â ìèðå<br>2 óðîê - Ïðàâîñëàâíîå âîñïèòàíèå<br>* Áîëüøàÿ ïåðåìåíà - ïåðåðûâ íà ìîëèòâó<br>3 óðîê - Áàäìèíòîí â ïîìåùåíèè<br>4 óðîê - Áàäìèíòîí íà ñâåæåì âîçäóõå<br>5 óðîê - Îñíîâû òâèòòåðà]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 10:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Çàâòðà äåòåé íà êîòà â ñàïîãàõ ïîâåäó<br>õõõ: à â òÿïíèöó ìàíàãåðîâ â áàíþ<br>óóó: ãëàâíîå, íå ïåðåïóòàé]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 10:12:50 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[îíà: íó âîò, à ÿ õî÷ó áûòü çàãàäî÷íîé, òàê æå èíòåðåñíåé<br>ÿ: áûòü çàãàäî÷íîé ëåãêî: îäíà ìîÿ çíàêîìàÿ 2 ãîäà íè ñ êåì íå ãîâîðèëà.<br>îíà: Çäîðîâî, à ÷òî ïîòîì?<br>ÿ: à ïîòîì íàó÷èëàñü è â âîçðàñòå 3õ ëåò óæå áûëà ìåíåå çàãàäî÷íîé, íî áîëåå èíòåðåñíîé.]]></description>
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