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 ## April
 
+[The Future of Everything is Lies, I Guess: Bullshit About Bullshit Machines](https://aphyr.com/data/posts/411/the-future-of-everything-is-lies.pdf)  
 [Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes](https://hauleth.dev/post/things-about-elixir-you-probably-will-never-need/)  
 [Event Loops Internals And How Redis Handles Multiple Connects on a Single Thread | Redis Internals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2IFZ_hw91o)  
 [Good and bad sharding keys (for databases)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPzGAGNHhE)